Dem Patriotism To Be Unearthed in 2007

TULSA, OK -- A Plymouth Belvedere automobile, buried in a concrete vault in Tulsa, Oklahoma back in 1957 is to be unearthed in 2007 along with what has been called "a significant supply of Democratic Patriotism". The automobile was buried in the vault as part of the state's golden anniversary celebration. The idea behind the entombment was to preserve some items of interest or value from the year 1957, for examination 50 years later in 2007.

While the automobile has been getting all the attention, administration officials are eagerly anticipating the unearthing ceremony in hopes that the rumored supply of Democratic Patriotism also buried there has not deteriorated over the years. Ironically, stockpiles of Democratic Patriotism began to decline at about the same time as the entombment. Between 1957 and the mid-1960s, Democratic Patriotism began to decline sharply with a significant number of Democrats beginning to support the Vietnam anti-war movement. Since then, the supply of Patriotism has continued to evaporate, leaving in its place only a disturbing, rabid anti-American bias. Today, Democratic Patriotism is a rare find, and highly treasured.

"Just imagine...", said an unnamed Whitehouse spokesman, "if we can find a decent supply of untainted Democratic Patriotism, we might be able to synthesize it, reproduce it in quantity, and develop a vaccine which could then be used to innoculate Democrats everywhere. Heck, it might even re-unite our country".

Mainstream Media pundits rejected the Whitehouse comments with their typical negativism, suggesting that it is unclear how well the automobile or the Patriotism were stored. Democrats called for the appointment of a Special Prosecutor to investigate possible criminal activities by the Bush administration.