Daily Wisdom

April 25, 2005

Archaeologists Discover New Food Pyramid

CAIRO, Egypt -- In a rare find of unprecedented proportions, archaeologists today announced that they had discovered an object they describe as the New Food Pyramid, or NFP for short. Unlike other pyramids made of blah-looking stone, the NFP is a brightly-colored affair with vertically-running strips and a staircase on one side. "Quite an unusual find, old man", said one of the British archaeologists on the team. "Rather extraordinary, actually. We've never seen anything quite like it".

Some scientists have dubbed the NFP as the "Food Guidance System" because they believe it can be installed on rocket ships for use as an interstellar navigation system. "This new guidance system is GREAT", said an unnamed NASA technician. "Just imagine, a food-powered interstellar navigation system! How COOL is that?"

2 Comments:

At 4/25/2005 6:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

On topic, here are a couple of pretty funny cartoons...

Rob Rogers 1

Rob Rogers 2

 
At 4/30/2005 5:17 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

thought & humor,
Gee thanks!... I think. (Does anybody understand what those 2 guys just said?)

 

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